Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Rory Gilmore sex boat

Hello world! Prepare to have no idea what we’re talking about most of the time.

You have now stumbled upon the blog between myself (Kat) and my best friend (Neaves). We secretly hope that you found this blog by googling “Rory Gilmore sex boat,” and if you actually get that reference, you’re way ahead of the game. If you actually DID find us by googling that, you’re our new favorite person in the whole world. You’re even better than Amy Sherman Palladino, or Janis from the Muppets.

You should also know that this is probably the last time either of us will address you, the reader, except maybe in passing. If you're lucky.

We've been talking about starting this blog for ages. Possibly years. We have nothing important to talk about. But we're in different states, and we can't spend all our time on the phone. If nothing else, we have jobs. Plus, we'd have to stop to watch Glee. It's what we watch obsessively now, since we don't have Gilmore Girls anymore.

We're not kidding when we say we understand Gilmore Girls on a much deeper level than you. We're deeply obsessed. I'm sure we could carry on entire conversations solely in quotes, and frankly, I'm surprised we haven't actually done so yet. We play a game sometimes where one of us says a quote, and the other has to name the episode. It's a good game. Except for our friends and family, who have to listen to it.

So instead of inflicting it upon them, we'll inflict it on you, world. Enjoy.

85 comments:

  1. I did not get here by Googling "Rory Gilmore", "sex", or even "boat". Nonetheless, I am here and now a follower. I think it may be my destiny. I don't even know what the hell that means. Other than I'm very likely gay.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Ha i did search that. googled it as soon as i heard it again. watching the episode now. XD :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. This comment has been removed by the author.

      Delete
    2. I am watching the episode, on netflix, and I Googled "Rory Gilmore sex boat" and this came up hahaha

      Delete
    3. I am watching the episode, on netflix, and I Googled "Rory Gilmore sex boat" and this came up hahaha

      Delete
  3. I just googled, "Rory Gilmore Sex Boat"...and here I am! :) Thanks, girls!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Finally! Last time I googled "Rory Gilmore sex boat" nothing existed. So happy you guys have this up!

    ReplyDelete
  5. I am so glad that I am not the only one obsessed and able to carry on a conversation with quotes. I have literally, I literally say that with the literal meaning, seen every episode at least 200 times. I am constantly playing it. Except the very last episode, I've only seen once. I can't bring myself to watch it again. I keep myself in denial that the show has ended. If I had 42 disk changer, Gilmore Girls would be in it always.

    ReplyDelete
  6. I heard the phrase "Rory Gilmore sex boat" not more than 30 seconds ago for the first time and here I am. :)

    ReplyDelete
  7. On that episode, they were still using the word "Blogosphere." I'm glad people don't say that anymore.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Googled "Rory Gilmore Sex Boat!" And, here I am. I also like you're name for the blog. "The Devil's Starchy Fingers." That's what Lane Kim's mom calls French Fries. Is it not?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. yeah I actually called Luke's cell just yesterday but all I got was voicemail. tsk tsk tsk

      Delete
  9. I've been meaning to google "Rory Gilmore sex boat" for years and I'm so glad I finally did.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Aha! That is exactly how I got here! These reruns are like coffee. Exactly like coffee!

    ReplyDelete
  11. I got here by googling "Rory Gilmore Sex Boat" lol, watching that episode right now! And trust me when I say I definitely know it as well as you do. I have 3 copies of the whole series on dvd, and have seen the series at LEAST 10 times now. :) Believe me, I'm just as obsessed <3

    ReplyDelete
  12. I've actually googled Rory Gilmore Sex Boat because I'm watching the episode right now, I love the show, sometimes I kinda missing it

    ReplyDelete
  13. Googled Rory Gilmore Sex Boat and LOL'd at the Mrs. Kim reference on the blog name.

    ReplyDelete
  14. I got here by searching for that :)

    ReplyDelete
  15. I goot here by googling that. I have not seen every episode 200 times, as I have continued to watch a single episode every Tuesday night since the final episode aired. I did, however, start a Facebook page

    Facebook.com/starshollowpreservationsociety

    ReplyDelete
  16. I'm having a Gilmore girls marathon, and I certainly did just stumble upon this blog by googling "Rory Gilmore sex boat"!

    ReplyDelete
  17. I need half a grapefruit. Preferably one that tastes like a donut.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Hello from Denmark (home of the alice in wonderland pipeset)

    I have watched the series many times, and everytime i´v seen "the Ungraduate" sex boat episode, I have thought of googling it, now i did and here i am...

    Copper boom

    ReplyDelete
  19. Well, Gilmore Goils is finally on Netflix, and I found out a few months ago it was going to be on there starting October 1st 2014! So naturally I'm finally watching it again. I noticed that when I googled rory Gilmore sex boat poped up multiple sites but this one was the first in the list. I suppose it's catching on. I'm hoping to find a real site of a fake blog written by the girl who had sex on the rory boat, discussing how she hates her mom and the people she has sex with. In the meantime, I appreciate muppets on an equally deep level, and oi with the poodles already. P.s. Babette ate oatmeal. Those are just a few of my favorites.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'm going to make out in the coatroom, don't eat my chicken.
      That's going on your tombstone.

      Delete
  20. I Googled rory gilmore sex boat and here I am.

    I was planning on "going to a website" to discuss the concept of high ground as it relates to jedi battles, or possibly to discuss betwitched...but this will do very nicely.

    Good to see I'm not the only one.

    ReplyDelete
  21. I too Googled Rory Gilmore Sexboat (I was afraid of some of the results I might get if i left sex its own word) and landed here. I giggled quietly to myself. My significant other is making me watch Gilmore Girls and I'm not as repulsed by it as much as I thought I would be. In fact, I enjoy the inane references that the characters make, especially when the younger cast make references to things from the early '80's or before. When Jess would talk about the Ratpack and Vegas, or when someone says something about the TV show Benson (BENSON, for cryin' out loud!) I laugh.

    ReplyDelete
  22. That's exactly what got me to this page.

    ReplyDelete
  23. I found it by googling Rory Gilmore sex boat.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Mission accomplished. Watching Gilmore Girls, and Paris says...

    ReplyDelete
  25. Of *course* I found you by googling "Rory Gilmore sex boat."

    ReplyDelete
  26. So glad I didn't get a porn site when I googled "Rory Gilmore sex boat." Lol

    ReplyDelete
  27. I am soooo happy to find I am not the only Gilmore Girl nerd :)

    ReplyDelete
  28. I'm late to the glorious show that is the Gilmore Girls. And yes, I completely got here by googling "Rory Gilmore sex boat."

    ReplyDelete
  29. I also got here by googling it as so as it left paris' s mouth haha

    ReplyDelete
  30. Count me as another "rory gilmore sex boat" googler.

    ReplyDelete
  31. Count me as another "rory gilmore sex boat" googler.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Re-watching the series now on netflix and as soon as I heard the line Rory Gilmore sex boat I had to Google it. I must say that the comments seem fairly redundant and repetitive and redundant and repetitive bit I love it all the same.
    COPPER BOOM!

    ReplyDelete
  33. Googled "Rory Gilmore Sex Boat" upon hearing the phrase again while rewatching the series for the billionth time. Glad to know my fellow people are still out there drinking coffee and talking at warp speed.

    ReplyDelete
  34. Googled rory gilmore sex boat :):) It's nice to find out there are other fabulous weirdos like me!! copper boom!!

    ReplyDelete
  35. Googled "Rory Gilmore Sex Boat"! I'm happy there are other out there as obsessed as I am ��

    ReplyDelete
  36. Hab es eben gerade gehört und musste sofort googlen. Und da bin ich ja anscheinend nicht der einzige. 😉

    ReplyDelete
  37. I've finally found other people like me. Yay!

    ReplyDelete
  38. Googled it. Landed here :). Love the French fry reference in the title ;)

    ReplyDelete
  39. Binge watching on Netflix & so glad this exists!!

    ReplyDelete
  40. Paris said to google it, and I had my phone. But you guys are #2 now, someone bought the domain rorygilmoresexboat.com lol

    ReplyDelete
  41. Im watching that episode now!

    ReplyDelete
  42. Me too!! Can't wait till November!!

    ReplyDelete
  43. Funny that we are still googling the term-- and we are still re-watching the same Gilmore Girls episodes. I'm so grateful for Netflix!

    ReplyDelete
  44. I googled Rory Gilmore Sex Boat :)

    ReplyDelete
  45. I absolutely got here Googling Rory Gilmore Sex Boat.

    ReplyDelete
  46. I absolutely got here Googling Rory Gilmore Sex Boat.

    ReplyDelete
  47. I am sitting here minding my own business, catching in the news of the day. When it was subliminally suggested that I Google 'Rory Gilmore Sex Boat' . . . the wife is re-watching Gilmore Girls in anticipation of the new episodes.
    So here I am.

    ReplyDelete
  48. Oh I just had to. I think I have seen the entire series over 200 times...
    It has been my therapy for years. My sisters too...

    ReplyDelete
  49. Oh I just had to. I think I have seen the entire series over 200 times...
    It has been my therapy for years. My sisters too...

    ReplyDelete
  50. First time watching Gilmore Girls (yep! Where have I been all my life, im 36 FGS) I love it and just knew someone somewhere would have done the 'rori gilmore sex boat' google thing.

    ReplyDelete
  51. First time watching Gilmore Girls (yep! Where have I been all my life, im 36 FGS) I love it and just knew someone somewhere would have done the 'rori gilmore sex boat' google thing.

    ReplyDelete
  52. Watched the episode and googled 'rory gilmore sex boat' so not disappointed.

    ReplyDelete
  53. Watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix, now here I am.

    ReplyDelete
  54. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  55. I'm from Brazil, binge-watching the last two seasons of the series 'til the "Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life's" release on November 25th and, yes, I'm here because "Rory Gilmore and the sex boat" hahahaha
    Kisses

    ReplyDelete
  56. Read a review of the Netflix episodes that encouraged me to NOT Google "Rory Gilmore sex boat," and here I am.

    ReplyDelete
  57. I did find you by googling for Rory Gilmore Sex boat. Just watched that episode for the first time and googled before Paris left the quad.

    ReplyDelete
  58. Hello, I have stumbled your blog by typing "Rory Gilmore Sex Boat".If you watch episode 2 on season 6 you would totally know how I found you.I was wondering if you could follow my blog it's no big of a deal.All you need is just type Life As A Typical Girl.Anyway, please reply to this comment.So toodles.

    ReplyDelete
  59. Binging GGs on Netflix and here I am, googling the infamous sentence :-)

    ReplyDelete
  60. I found this by Googling "Rory Gilmore sex boat"!

    ReplyDelete
  61. I found this by Googling "Rory Gilmore sex boat"!

    ReplyDelete
  62. Googled "Rory Gilmore sex boat!"
    Love it!

    ReplyDelete
  63. Your blog was the first thing on the list when I "Googled" "Rory Gilmore sex boat". I've watched the series over and over for the last 10 years and this time I decided, "What the heck."

    ReplyDelete
  64. I recently started watching the show. Now on season six and curiosity killed the cat. I'm so glad I decided to google it

    ReplyDelete
  65. I am watching them again as well and am on season 6 :) So cool to see so many people still binge on them.

    ReplyDelete
  66. I've googled "Rory Gilmore Sex Boat" because I'm also watching the episode right now :) so glad I found it

    ReplyDelete
  67. I saw Gilmore Girls on Up and it was that episode that mentioned Rory and sexpot. Fun little stunt

    ReplyDelete
  68. I saw Gilmore Girls on Up and it was that episode that mentioned Rory and sexpot. Fun little stunt

    ReplyDelete